10 Mantras On How To Win Your Man's Heart.

* Let him have the TV remote. It doesn't matter how squeaky clean your bathroom looks nor how neat your wardrobe is kept, all he needs to be happy is to channel surf or watch cricket all day long.

* Don't fill him on your day's happenings while he is watching the News channel. Don't you know that the political meltdown in Pakistan is grievous than someone in office getting the promotion you deserved?

* No temper tantrums at all is the mantra. You have cooked a really splendid curry but he orders pizza. What do you do? RELAX and grab a bite and tell him how good the pizza is. After all, its because of such men the pizza industry is thriving. Think of all the opportunities that have opened up for those employed in a pizza place. By letting him have pizzas and sharing it too, you are doing a good deed.

* Ask your regular grocery store to deliver a duct tape or two on first of every month. Strap a piece on your mouth whenever you get the urge to speak when your man has not asked you too. Don't argue over anything, you wont win anyway. By doing this your man will go crazy about you.

* Keep the most important person in his life happy. No, its not you, Its your mother-in-law. She happy, He happy. Next in the "most important people in his life" list are his friends.

* Never object to his "Boy's night out" and never call him on the phone, even if your house is on fire. Remember the previous mantra.

* Never say "I love you". Unless of course he says it, the chances of that happening is 0.000001%

* Never ask him how you look when you try on something, it will only bring him misery to cook up some answer. Besides, 99.99% chances are that he will look at some hot chick in the party.

* Never take him shopping. His Job can be extended up to dropping you and picking you up from the shopping mall. Never show him the bill.

* Don't try to change his habits or the way he dresses. Almost all men are happy the way they are and always glance at a mirror for 0.3 seconds when they come across one, probably to look at another woman behind him. (This made me change the title from "10 mantras on how to keep your man happy").

* Never compare tastes. Please! they will never match.

Ladies, do write back to me if you REALLY did try any of these.
Source : Anonymous.

PS: Women know how to count and I have put 11 mantras here. The extra one is a back up. See how women are so organized?